Vintage Graphic Tees

Vintage Graphic Tees

Want the look of retro graphic tees without the cigarette burns, armpit stains, and holes along the hemline? Our funny t-shirts take you way back--kind of like a wearable time machine. While we can't condone all the fashion trends that have occurred over the past fifty years, we can celebrate the best and funniest in our retro-themed designs. Here are a few to wet your whistle. (Remember when people used to say stuff like that? So retro!)

If you like old-timey signage with its extravagant and outrageous mixing of fonts and styles, you'll seriously dig our Saint Patrick's Day gear. The "Can't stop drinking about you" top is a perfect example. Because there are a few things that don't go out of style--like comfy clothes, bad puns, and a cold beer. Wear these green and white vintage graphic tees with a pair of retro acid washed jeans to flash back to the eighties or go even more old-school with wide-legged dungarees.

The real Saint Nicholas was born in the third century, and it doesn't get more vintage than that. If you want to honor the original Father Christmas, you're out of luck. But we can certainly provide a wealth of cool t-shirts featuring the more commercialized version that became popular around the 1800s when "The Night Before Christmas" was published. OK, enough boring history! Those folks back in the Victorian era wouldn't have imagined Santa showing off his Dad Bod or making jokes about his relationship with your mom. That's how far we have come in just a few centuries...

If the glory days of the eighties beckon to you, then pretty much any of our neon tees will fit the bill when it comes to augmenting your wardrobe. But we have a special fondness for our D.A.R.E. designs. They are eye-catching but feature a super serious public service announcement that is a great conversation starter. Unless you're trying to bum a spliff off someone. Then the cognitive dissonance may cause the universe to implode. You've been warned.

Then, we've got all kinds of ski-related designs that will take you right to the days of funk, punk, new wave, and disco. Our "Air Time" is a good example of how these vintage graphic tees can give you a lift back through the decades in no time flat. And it looks even better paired with one of our retro windbreakers in classic colors like pink, teal, and purple. There's really no excuse not to break out the parachute pants at that point. Those bad boys catch some serious air just walking down the street on a windy day.

While you're checking out our collection of vintage graphic tees, don't forget that there are accessories to go with pretty much every top in our collection. Because you really do need some wristbands and a fanny pack to wear to your next 80s party. And while leggings may be newcomers to the fashion scene, they go fantastic with our old-timey tees and tanks.