Santa's getting a new look this year, and he's even changing up the lingo. No more naughty or nice - this year, if you're bad, you nasty girl. Of course, he sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake (stalker much) so if you want to be nasty, you'd better be prepared for a lump of coal. This street slang motif features the big man himself in an Uncle Sam pose giving us a good dressing down. So you might not get the best presents, but you get to be crunk, right? Who needs presents when you have this?