Is your name Jack? Oh, it's Rick. That's weird. I've never heard of a Rick-o-lantern. Maybe we'll just call this the Men's Pumpkin costume so it covers all the names out there. Even if your name's Milton, you can wear this classic jumpsuit costume, complete with a green stem and leaves up top (covers any bald spots). Made from quality materials, people won't even ask what your name is. They'll probably just try to stuff candy in you. Step into the orange legs and zip up into everyone's favorite porch-dwelling, carved-out masterpiece. And no matter what your name is, you'll look JACKED in this piece*. Put on the Men's Pumpkin Costume and walk into any party to make it a Halloween party. Seriously, try it at Christmas. Just maybe wear a name tag.
*Not guaranteed. Especially if you eat a ton of candy.
