Son, we need to have a talk. Pretty soon you won't be a Game Boy anymore. That's right - You'll be a Game MAN. And it's time to start acting like one. So this Halloween, I want you to pick up the Men's Gaming Device Costume and show everyone how it's done. It's a one-piece jumpsuit costume that zips up and has a hoodie to keep your head on your shoulders. Buttons are on the front for people to press, and a screen that lets everyone know you're not playin' around...because life isn't a game, son. Now, this costume is VERY comfy, so you could probably wear it on a job interview (because it's about time you got one), and no you can't borrow money to buy it. So, just like my father told me, Halloween is a time to grow up and zip up. Get the Men's Gaming Device Costume and go out there and be a man. Just don't let anyone blow on your cartridge.
